dear worst day ever,

we are so over. please leave and don't come back. i probably shouldn't sever ties without an explanation, so feel free to read the following.

first of all, you're wednesday. AKA hump day. AKA the worst day of the week because nothing good happens on wednesday. no bagel day at work. no good tv shows. no chicken ranch pizza for dinner. nothing.

my camera baby is not functioning correctly. apparently, it's a problem the warranty most likely doesn't cover, and I have to pay to have it fixed. hey family, looks like no one is getting christmas presents. feel free to call nikon and complain; i'm sure they'll listen. also, not only do i have to pay for it, but it will take 4-6 weeks to have it back. sorry to everyone that wanted me to take family christmas pictures... it hurts my heart too.

i can't even make myself feel better by eating something deep fried and smothered in chocolate because i'm doing a cleansing diet with the sister. (it's completely legitimate, i've heard lots of good things about it, and no, i'm not trying to lose 10 lbs. in a week). but today, an un-fed jana is an unhappy jana. however, if I could eat my feelings, i would have one of two things. a. pumpkin spice donuts from krispy kreme. they are TDF (to die for) and literally one of the reasons why i love fall so much. or b. the pumpkin blizzard from dairy queen. no, i haven't had one, but i'm thinking you can't go wrong with pumpkin and ice cream.

my friendship with the mailman is starting to dwindle. really, somedays i used to sit outside and wait for his arrival. i would even jump up and take the mail from him so he didn't have to walk all the way up to the mailbox - he loved it. but for whatever reason, mail from brazil is taking twice as long to get here as it usually does. for example, i was expecting something today and chances are i'll get it next hanukkah. just another reason why i'm not so much a fan of today.

well, the sun will come out tomorrow.

smell ya later wednesday,
jana