dear sister obama,

congrats on the hubby winning the presidency.

and sorry about the serious fashion mishap which everyone keeps making fun of... including me, right now.

maybe you could call sarah palin for some advice.

better luck next time,

jana

dear office writers and cast,

the season premiere last night was absolutely wonderful; you did not disappoint one bit. in case you were wondering how high my expectations were, i was wearing a "jim halpert stole my heart" t-shirt. that should help.

for the record, i love pam & jim.

also, in a really weird way i love michael & holly together, so do your best to make that happen.

keep up the good work,
jana

p.s. sorry for the season 2 picture. i'm at work and this is the best i could do.

dear meg ryan,

thank you so much for starring in "the women" and inspiring me to keep my hair long. you couldn't have had better timing; i was just about to chop it all off.

also, if i could be as hot as you when i'm your age, that would be nice.
sincerely,
jana